News Bits: Who Wants To Be President Today?

A lot of people seem to be keen on running the country even though gas is always sooo expensive and dinggggooo, at least the Miami Heats are happy.

Here’s what happened this week:

• Is Linsanity over yet?
• Presidential GOP candidate Mitt Romney is pushing ahead in Michigan. The other candidate is the one with the funny name, right?
• Gas is over $4 a gallon in L.A. Eek, is that why my airplane tickets shot up $700 today?
• Good thing Russia has that Red Square thingie. Vladimir Putin goes Napoleon Bonaparte.
• Plus, the dingo probably did eat that baby.