If you wait until mid-June, you’ll be paying approximately 31% more than what you would be paying now.

It’s that time of the year again. Think of this post as a complimentary PSA from your friendly neighbor.

If you’ve got a stockpile of United miles, it’s time you use them because they’re getting devalued at the beginning of next month.

Pretend for a second I’m the advice columnist for a magazine, and pretend for a second that people still actually send reader mail. Actual mail!

The fact that pandas seem to have a lot of trouble doing the dirty isn’t really news. But hey, you know what, maybe he just wants to hang out in his bachelor pad alone.

If I had $540 million, I’d disappear to a remote island in the South Pacific on my own private island. It’s unfortunate real shit is going on in the real world, though.

Tallyho from London! It’s a mad, mad world with baguette-filled countries and missing aviators.

Okay, so all I can think about lately is planning my London and Paris vacation, but I guess I can still keep reading the papers for you.

Things are blowing up in Syria and Angelina Jolie won Best Leg at the Oscars. What an odd week it has been!

A lot of people are keen on running the country even though gas is always sooo expensive and dinggggooo, the Miami Heats are happy.

It’s absolute Linsanity that Adele won the Album of the Year at the Grammys but everyone’s still wondering how Ms. Whitney Houston died in the middle of the Chinese VP’s visit. The nerve!