The fact that pandas seem to have a lot of trouble doing the dirty isn’t really news. But hey, you know what, maybe he just wants to hang out in his bachelor pad alone.
You could have actually skipped the news unless you were in Burma:
Aung San Suu Kyi’s party won the election in Burma.
Why is nobody offering Kevin Roose an amuse-bouche while he shampoos his hair? Cause he’s not actually a billionaire.
No one’s sure if they did the dirty. No we’re not talking about Kim Kardashian and …anyways. Scottish pandas, we’re talking about.
Move over T-Rex, there’s a new dinosaur in town.
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