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Too bad I can't teach you about how to avoid getting ripped off — you're on your own. And we can't teach you how to levitate like this punk in the picture, either. Or levitate.
French: Combien ça coûte?
Spanish: ¿Cuánto cuesta?
Mandarin: 多少钱 [Pinyin: duō shăo qián]
English: I'd like to pay 9 million dollars for this.